→ mcu meme; 7 relationships: Thor & Steve Rogers [1/7]
"I have lived many ages of men, Steven, centuries without end. I have seen many great men, and known countless honors. But…"
comicinsane asked: steve rogers
something that i noticed on the third rewatch of captain america: for a really fucking lonely guy steve sure has a lot of eating paraphernalia in his house, like at least 20 different glasses. and ~artistically arranged~ too.
so months ago, natasha probably came over to steve’s apartment (actually broke into steve’s apartment to play videogames and rifle through his medicine cabinet) and encountered the single lonely table. the single lonely bowl he owns with the single lonely chipped mug. one single lonely radio. one picture of the howling commandos taped to the wall with one single lonely piece of masking tape. and she’s just like this is disgusting i’m drowning in my own tears ugh
then steve comes home to find natasha sitting at his table, eating his raisin bran and glaring at him and he’s like jesus christ !!!! and she’s like we’re going to ikea you human disaster
steve’s like, i don’t appreciate your tone and also we should really talk about this breaking and entering thing as he obediently follows her to the car
steve rogers adjusting to technology and using a pen tablet though
steve would legit be the one on the team who would constantly have to be pulled out of bar fights like
"so i told her that… steve where are you going?… steve gdi COME BACK HERE not again!"
"THE LADY SAID SHE DIDN’T WANT A DRINK!"
#STEVE SAVING LADIES FROM CREEPS IN BARS #STEVE TELLING OFF GUYS CATCALLING IN THE STREET #STEVE MAKING SURE THE TOO-DRUNK GIRL GETS IN A CAB HEADED HOME ALRIGHT AND PREPAYS #NO ONE BELIEVES THE GIRL WHEN SHE SAYS IT THE NEXT DAY #”CAPTAIN AMERICA MADE ME DRINK TWO GLASSES OF WATER AND PAID FOR MY CAB RIDE HOME” SHE SAYS #HOW DRUNK WERE YOU HER FRIENDS SAY #STEVE BEING AN ALLY #STEVE STOPPING HARASSMENT OF A TRANS LADY ON THE STREET AND MAKING SURE SHE GETS HOME WITHOUT ANYONE ELSE BOTHERING HER #/STEVE ROGERS/ #THE KIND OF NICE GUY GUYS SHOULD ACTUALLY WANT TO BE (via vonne-gutted)
#!!!#for real though i think a lot of people forget that steve was the punk who picked fights with bullies#that he isnt an old timey gentleman who never swears and is always proper#like nah son u can bet that if he tried to take on a mountain of a man with 90 pounds of him ft. a trashcan lid#u can bet that he will use his new body to beat up all the new bullies whilst handing the victim a handkerchief to boot ok#steve rogers (via savingsergeantbarnes)
and I’m always honest
its been three weeks but steve saying “on va voir” is still the hottest thing in the entirety of cap 2
Okay, but like—
What if when Bucky comes back, instead of Steve having to protect and kind of gently usher Bucky back into the world, Bucky leaps right back into protecting Steve.
Tony calls Steve “spangly” one too many times and Bucky uncurls his fingers real slow and says “My arm’s pretty spangly now too, Stark, whatsit to you?”
Thor and Steve spar and Bucky is so horrified when he happens upon them beating the crap out of each other that he plucks Mjolnir from where Thor’s tossed it and he points it at Steve accusatorily and is like, “A hammer? You’re letting hammers beat on you now? Over my dead body, pal—” and he’s the only one who doesn’t get it that he just picked up Mjolnir holy shit because he’s so busy waving Mjolnir around and lecturing Steve
Fox News calls Steve an anti-patriot one too many times so Bucky makes Natasha help him hack their Facebook page and leave hundreds of vaguely threatening messages which are ostensibly from different people except all of them have the same profile picture which is just the Cap star painted on a bionic fucking arm as a symbol of undying loyalty
Bucky keeps beating up villains before Steve can even get to them, like at this point even Doom has noticed so he tries to avoid even looking at Steve because that’d pretty much guarantee getting a couple of his nicest Doombots ripped the fuck apart without any ceremony at all and Steve wouldn’t mind except last battle against the Wrecking Crew, Bucky was benched because he had hurt himself and even then he managed to co-op the comms with helpful “suggestions” that were actually thinly veiled orders to flank Steve instead of, you know, fight the bad guy
The Quinjet gets retrofitted with a “Cap-net” because Bucky is fed up with Steve jumping out of fucking planes
Just—give me all the “Bucky, I’m 95 not nine” and “Well if you’re so fucking old, stop acting like a kid, wear a goddamned coat in the rain, Steve—“
i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging
because they are shitheads
(the first one is a print you can get here)
Steve Rogers taking off his helmet is a sexual experience. His helmet hair is enough of a turn on, but my sexual orientation is Steve speaking French.