comicinsane asked: steve rogers or bucky barnes?
3,454 notes   •   June 26 2014, 12:28 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

steve & natasha go to ikea

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

something that i noticed on the third rewatch of captain america: for a really fucking lonely guy steve sure has a lot of eating paraphernalia in his house, like at least 20 different glasses. and ~artistically arranged~ too.

so months ago, natasha probably came over to steve’s apartment (actually broke into steve’s apartment to play videogames and rifle through his medicine cabinet) and encountered the single lonely table. the single lonely bowl he owns with the single lonely chipped mug. one single lonely radio. one picture of the howling commandos taped to the wall with one single lonely piece of masking tape. and she’s just like this is disgusting i’m drowning in my own tears ugh

then steve comes home to find natasha sitting at his table, eating his raisin bran and glaring at him and he’s like jesus christ !!!! and she’s like we’re going to ikea you human disaster

steve’s like, i don’t appreciate your tone and also we should really talk about this breaking and entering thing as he obediently follows her to the car

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8,123 notes   •   May 26 2014, 11:28 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

geothebio:

geothebio:

steve rogers adjusting to technology and using a pen tablet though

bonus:

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166,492 notes   •   May 20 2014, 08:53 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

buckysexual:

captainofalltheships:

captainofalltheships:

steve would legit be the one on the team who would constantly have to be pulled out of bar fights like

"so i told her that… steve where are you going?… steve gdi COME BACK HERE not again!"

"THE LADY SAID SHE DIDN’T WANT A DRINK!"

#STEVE SAVING LADIES FROM CREEPS IN BARS #STEVE TELLING OFF GUYS CATCALLING IN THE STREET #STEVE MAKING SURE THE TOO-DRUNK GIRL GETS IN A CAB HEADED HOME ALRIGHT AND PREPAYS #NO ONE BELIEVES THE GIRL WHEN SHE SAYS IT THE NEXT DAY #”CAPTAIN AMERICA MADE ME DRINK TWO GLASSES OF WATER AND PAID FOR MY CAB RIDE HOME” SHE SAYS #HOW DRUNK WERE YOU HER FRIENDS SAY #STEVE BEING AN ALLY #STEVE STOPPING HARASSMENT OF A TRANS LADY ON THE STREET AND MAKING SURE SHE GETS HOME WITHOUT ANYONE ELSE BOTHERING HER #/STEVE ROGERS/ #THE KIND OF NICE GUY GUYS SHOULD ACTUALLY WANT TO BE (via vonne-gutted)

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40,636 notes   •   May 08 2014, 11:22 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

sansaofhousestark:

and I’m always honest

januariat:

its been three weeks but steve saying “on va voir” is still the hottest thing in the entirety of cap 2

steverogersorbust:

Okay, but like—

What if when Bucky comes back, instead of Steve having to protect and kind of gently usher Bucky back into the world, Bucky leaps right back into protecting Steve.

Tony calls Steve “spangly” one too many times and Bucky uncurls his fingers real slow and says “My arm’s pretty spangly now too, Stark, whatsit to you?”

Thor and Steve spar and Bucky is so horrified when he happens upon them beating the crap out of each other that he plucks Mjolnir from where Thor’s tossed it and he points it at Steve accusatorily and is like, “A hammer? You’re letting hammers beat on you now? Over my dead body, pal—”  and he’s the only one who doesn’t get it that he just picked up Mjolnir holy shit because he’s so busy waving Mjolnir around and lecturing Steve

Fox News calls Steve an anti-patriot one too many times so Bucky makes Natasha help him hack their Facebook page and leave hundreds of vaguely threatening messages which are ostensibly from different people except all of them have the same profile picture which is just the Cap star painted on a bionic fucking arm as a symbol of undying loyalty

Bucky keeps beating up villains before Steve can even get to them, like at this point even Doom has noticed so he tries to avoid even looking at Steve because that’d pretty much guarantee getting a couple of his nicest Doombots ripped the fuck apart without any ceremony at all and Steve wouldn’t mind except last battle against the Wrecking Crew, Bucky was benched because he had hurt himself and even then he managed to co-op the comms with helpful “suggestions” that were actually thinly veiled orders to flank Steve instead of, you know, fight the bad guy

The Quinjet gets retrofitted with a “Cap-net” because Bucky is fed up with Steve jumping out of fucking planes

Just—give me all the “Bucky, I’m 95 not nine” and “Well if you’re so fucking old, stop acting like a kid, wear a goddamned coat in the rain, Steve—“

PLEASE

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

198,414 notes   •   April 21 2014, 06:28 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

msfili:

Steve Rogers taking off his helmet is a sexual experience. His helmet hair is enough of a turn on, but my sexual orientation is Steve speaking French.

48,111 notes   •   April 14 2014, 04:05 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

“He works with Captain America and follows him through this ordeal because he believes in him.” - Anthony Mackie.

30,832 notes   •   April 12 2014, 05:20 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

Alright Cap, I’m in.

maegoesfullfandom:

thispersonisillogical:

osointricate:

thispersonisillogical:

Vocally political and liberal Steve Rogers

Fox News has no idea how to handle it because he’s Captain America and he’s literally from the 40’s like how do that handle that

He refuses to go on half of the news shows because they lie

Mostly ends up on the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, and the Young Turks

Starts charities that focus on kids and the poor

Donations to veterans charities go through the roof

Treatment for PTSD in veterans suddenly gets addressed after he admits to being diagnosised with it

Steve Rogers starting a twitter specifically for linking people to horrible news stories and calling news stations out on their lies and scare tactics 

Using his twitter to complain about the state of public news and how it should be a space of change and value and honesty for the American public, and how he’s so ashamed of it all

He accidentally becomes like public face for the new generation of politically savvy people

They make of shirts like WWCD “what would Cap do?”

Tony is thrilled and proud and hires of team of lawyers exclusively to handle the news stations screaming about Steve

Fox news gets slapped with so many libel fines and law suits

No, but really. This is a Steve characterization that actually makes sense.

Steve who finds himself 70 years later surrounded by so many of the same politicals fights he remembers from his youth, Steve who finds that the country has lost ground in terms of progressive policies from the days of the WPA, who finds that the SSA is weaker, who finds labor unions that have been rendered toothless or are themselves stumbling blocks to worker’s rights, who — well, Steven Atwell covered Steve’s progressivism p well a while ago. He’s not gonna be some caricature of mid-20th C. “my country is always right/my country right or wrong” patriotism. He’s gonna be from the Sen. Schurz school of thought: “Our country: when right to be kept right; when wrong to be put right.”

30,838 notes   •   February 21 2014, 02:55 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE